To all concerned, thanks for your emails, it warms my heart to know you care, and to the google bots recording this to use it against me in court later, fuck you forever (You and the people you work for are depraved perverts and whatever happens to you in this world and the next is far better than what you deserve). It has been just over a year and longer than enough time to start cranking out the hits, or what passes for them around here.
Special shout out to those who kept posting comments and sending me ideas. Next post is a guest one from Eye in Pyramid, arriving on June 27 2018 at 1000 Zulu time. Prepare yourself.
Are corporations people? Unless you are a flaming cuck-bot you answered yes. You answered yes because it is the truth. We the feckless, sportsball obsessed, consumer whore johns, have watched as hundreds of years have passed granting entities the rights of humans and done nothing to stop it. Judges, ruling from the bench, have solipsistically granted life to faceless sets of books, charts of numbers, procedural documents and codes of conduct. These frankenstein’s monster’s take in human life and vomit up pain, and heartache, and suffering. They produce beige committee produced non-offensive rubber protected plastic feces, guaranteed to do nothing but dull your mind into a stupor. Hail these corporations, they are our lords. We kneel to Duchess Starbucks, and delicately fondle the testicles of Lord Apple as we fellate his protrusion, our money, our time, the lubrication, our posteriors raised in the air, expectantly awaiting.
So who sits atop the mountain of rules and regulations, the tower of file cabinets, the empire of cubicles? Cuckstians will swear that the bible is what they believe in and that Christ was born of a virgin (unless they are true cuckstians and view Joseph as the pen-ultimate CUCK), and then turn around and deny that evil and malevolent entities exist. Cuck-bags are wrong again. Your own book says demons are real at least 7 times. Their is absolute beauty in watching weak chinned cuckstians do mental somersaults to try to deny the existence of malevolent extra human beings.
The plain fact of the matter is that demons, devils, god, demigods, etc, are all real, just like gravity. We can’t explain them, we can’t account for their actions, and we sure as hell cant stop them, but denying their existence is as stupid as denying the existence of gravity. These corporations are real, they are alive, and they do hunger.
Ever been asked whether a tree falling in the forest makes a sound if no one is around to hear it? If you answered no, is the number of cocks you have sucked measured in thousands or tens of thousands? If you answered something cuckish like “it depends”, “I don’t know”, or “maybe”, like a wishy washy, mayonnaise sandwich,
who fucking cares what you think? You don’t have the amygdala to handle a confrontation with a flaccid wet grocery bag. If you answered yes congratulations you understand objective truth.
Lets think about this real damn hard. What the hell is sound anyway? Sound is defined by ANSI/ASA S1.1-2013 as “(a) Oscillation in pressure, stress, particle displacement, particle velocity, etc., propagated in a medium with internal forces (e.g., elastic or viscous), or the superposition of such propagated oscillation. (b) Auditory sensation evoked by the oscillation described in (a).” According to this definition, lets look at the above scenario. A trees falls in the woods. The tree falling provides “pressure” (on the air the tree falls through, on the ground and on the tree itself when it impacts the ground), “stress” (likewise to all preceding parties), “particle displacement” (air, ground, tree), and “particle velocity” (same).
All of category A is satisfied, every piece. If you have an argument, even a queer bait little sophist argument, lets see it. Brandish that shit like a baseball bat and take a swing. Next category, B. Here is the real question, cucklet. “Auditory sensation evoked by the oscillation described in (a)” That the “auditory sensation evoked” is made is no longer a question, it was apparent when it checked every single box in A. The only way one could twist the underwear of the english language into a tight ball of severed testicles is to say that a sensation does not exist if there is nothing to experience it.
Allow me to face fuck that stupid notion to an untimely death.
Does a forest fire not seen burn the forest?
Does a plant not watched growing grow?
Does a flood not watched not cause water damage?
Does paint not watched not dry?
Wake the hell up, insolent cuck bag. You know that shit happens even if you don’t watch it. You know it like you know Caitlyn Jenner is a fucking man, like you know Miley Cyrus was more attractive with long hair, like you know the USA hasn’t won a single war since WW2. Truth hurts, that is how you know its fucking true. Cucktards love pretty little lies. They use them as warm bubble blankets they pull tight around themselves and stuff in their ears to stifle the sound of their wife getting boned into the floorboards.
Don’t be a cuck. Embrace the truth. That tree makes a sound even if your precious sensitive ears aren’t around to hear it. Deal with it. Use it. Let it make you stronger.