Ever been asked whether a tree falling in the forest makes a sound if no one is around to hear it? If you answered no, is the number of cocks you have sucked measured in thousands or tens of thousands? If you answered something cuckish like “it depends”, “I don’t know”, or “maybe”, like a wishy washy, mayonnaise sandwich,
who fucking cares what you think? You don’t have the amygdala to handle a confrontation with a flaccid wet grocery bag. If you answered yes congratulations you understand objective truth.
Lets think about this real damn hard. What the hell is sound anyway? Sound is defined by ANSI/ASA S1.1-2013 as “(a) Oscillation in pressure, stress, particle displacement, particle velocity, etc., propagated in a medium with internal forces (e.g., elastic or viscous), or the superposition of such propagated oscillation. (b) Auditory sensation evoked by the oscillation described in (a).” According to this definition, lets look at the above scenario. A trees falls in the woods. The tree falling provides “pressure” (on the air the tree falls through, on the ground and on the tree itself when it impacts the ground), “stress” (likewise to all preceding parties), “particle displacement” (air, ground, tree), and “particle velocity” (same).
All of category A is satisfied, every piece. If you have an argument, even a queer bait little sophist argument, lets see it. Brandish that shit like a baseball bat and take a swing. Next category, B. Here is the real question, cucklet. “Auditory sensation evoked by the oscillation described in (a)” That the “auditory sensation evoked” is made is no longer a question, it was apparent when it checked every single box in A. The only way one could twist the underwear of the english language into a tight ball of severed testicles is to say that a sensation does not exist if there is nothing to experience it.
Allow me to face fuck that stupid notion to an untimely death.
Does a forest fire not seen burn the forest?
Does a plant not watched growing grow?
Does a flood not watched not cause water damage?
Does paint not watched not dry?
Wake the hell up, insolent cuck bag. You know that shit happens even if you don’t watch it. You know it like you know Caitlyn Jenner is a fucking man, like you know Miley Cyrus was more attractive with long hair, like you know the USA hasn’t won a single war since WW2. Truth hurts, that is how you know its fucking true. Cucktards love pretty little lies. They use them as warm bubble blankets they pull tight around themselves and stuff in their ears to stifle the sound of their wife getting boned into the floorboards.
Don’t be a cuck. Embrace the truth. That tree makes a sound even if your precious sensitive ears aren’t around to hear it. Deal with it. Use it. Let it make you stronger.
More in part 2.