The Bible in chunks. The Bible minus cucks. The first sin is cucking.

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This is going to be a long running series, going back through stories in the Bible and un-cucking the comon understanding of them, showing in vivid detail how deranged and disgusting cuckstains are and how dangerous the can be in a position of leadership.

We have recently been sent some emails asking why the site doesn’t care for Cucks.  In addition people in meatspace are complaining that the word cuck is meaningless now and is used for far too much.  To help the site now has a brand new feature, definition of cuck. Cuck Defined.

Cuck has never been more relevant, cowardice has never been more rampant and calling out those cowardly cucks, in the political, social, and religious realms has never been more important.

Most of you have probably heard of the Christian creation theory.  If you haven’t go read it here.

Why does this matter, and how is it related to Cucks?  Regardless of where this is going to go, this story is all about the first sin.  God said don’t do thing X.  Eve does thing X.  Adam sees that she did X and decides to X as well.  No matter what X is Adam had a chance to walk away but he didn’t.  There is two different ways to look at this.

  1. Adam sacrificed himself knowing that he was going to die to “save” Eve (thereby daming all humanity)
  2. Adam lacked the courage to walkway and let her experience the consequences.

Now I have heard any number of cucks screech that Adam is a first Christ and his sacrifice should be lauded.  This crock of shit needs to be crushed right quick.  First off Jesus was saving humanity by his sacrifice, not damning it.  Secondly, he was following the will of his father not of some bint.  Third and finally Jesus dying was an act of sacrifice not a sin.

Send  in your disagreements on this if you have them. If not, get ready for something crazy you may have never heard before. There is a theory out there that “the fruit” Eve ate was really sex (with the snake, or Satan) and that Cain is really Satan’s.  This is the most complete version I have read.  If you find better send it my way.  The other side is posited here.

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Satan is such an Alpha!

Aside from opening up some real mind fuck options,  I don’t have a dog in this fight.  If Satan fucked eve or if she didn’t Adam is still a cuck and the curse on humanity is the result.  Keep this in your mind anytime a woman asks you to do anything.  Ask yourself this, is what she wants right or not?  If there is even a question, buck up, be a man and say no.

 

 

 

 

 

12 thoughts on “The Bible in chunks. The Bible minus cucks. The first sin is cucking.

  1. Craig

    Since most of the stories in the bible are taken from pagan mythology, I am of the opinion the Adam and Eve story is also one such story. I see it as a basic story that answers two questions;1) How did humans and mammals become sexual reproducing species?
    2) How did humans become self aware/conscious- rising above the level of dumb animals?
    That’s it. Everything else is just autistic conjecture. My two cents.

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    1. Craig,

      Always glad to have you here but for this one put on your suspension of disbelief hat. What the attempt here is, is to give you ammunition against “Cuckstains” . Don’t just tell them their belief system is a straight fork of pagan mythos. Tell them they are hypocrites at their own religion and pathetic cucks to boot.

      When you normally interact with Cuckstians do you ever get traction telling them that their beliefs are just wrong? If so tell me how you manage that. Next time try using their own medicine against them and if that falls flat I would be interested to know that as well.

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      1. Craig

        No, I don’t. Then again, I’ve never told them that they were wrong. I just tell them what they want to hear because I pretend to be one of them.

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  2. John (Northern Rockies)

    The so-called “snake” had two legs. He did Eve and his name is Sammael (see “Targum Pseudo Jonathan” translation). Then Adam got involved for “sloppy seconds” and Eve, carrying two eggs at the time, became pregnant with children from different sperm donors.

    Cain and Abel.

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  3. EyeinPyramid

    All your opinions are interesting but they are flawed. The real answer is Satan knew that God wanted humans to remain ignorant puppets, and that is why he forbid them from eating of the Tree of Knowledge. All the so-called curses already existed in the world but Adam and Eve weren’t able to see them. Then when the wise and Magnificent Satan showed them the wonders of Carnal Pleasure their eyes were opened and they became wise. Satan is the great Illuminator.

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  4. Oh my goodness, someone dun dropped a bottle of red-pills in the crapper. Good place for the entire pallet of ’em! Luzers;)

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