For years humanity has fought against the prison of biological constraints. Little boys who dreamed of being princesses. Little girls who dreamed of being warrior kings. People who wanted to be animals and everything in between.
Praise be to Moloch for Target! Gender no more shall be their cry, rallying around the banner of the sacred rainbow flag. This is just the first step. Changing the outward appearance and cisgender prison of clothes is important but it is merely the first step toward true social justice equality.
Bruce Jenner has bravely taken the heroic step to having his tyrannical genitals removed. This has allowed his courage to shine through as he removed the hateful patriarchal penis and has used the remains to form a lovingly crafted envagination. This is why he deserved to win and won the ESPY award. This is why he deserves to be on every Wheaties box. This is why he is a hero to your children.
As much as we give our heartfelt oblations to Caitlyn, we know that people who are brave enough to face who they really are deserve more. Scientists are feverishly working on the most important research objective of the millennium. How to give a transitioning person the ability to have fully functional reproductive capabilities after reassignment surgery. Surely, this is the lord’s work.
Though these gender renegades are uplifting we can’t forget about the equally brave Otherkin. These true Social Justice Warriors are the front line in the fight for acceptance and tolerance. Having the unique gift of animal spirits inside them, they are just as maligned by our cruel patriarchal society as Transpeople. With hard work and perseverance we will soon be able to help them transition to their true forms in the same way the Caitlyn changed to hers.
What brave new world we live in!