If you are a CUCKSERVATIVE and you know it clap your hands!

The caveman esque “right” has been trying to co-opt the term “cuckservative” as an insult.  Little do their feeble minds understand that far from a pejorative, cuckservative is a badge of honor.

What better way to showcase your love for your country, and the melting pot that it represents than by following this line of thought to its ultimate conclusion.  Brave souls have sought to share their country, their state, their city, their home, and now, even their bed (read wives for you cis-gendered racists) with their global neighbors.

For those not in the know lets define the terms here.  The denotation of cuckold is someone, generally a man, whose spouse has sexual relations with others, generally without his knowledge.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuckold.

The connotation is a pornographic term where the husband watches his wife with other men and gains sexual gratification from it.  Bonus points if the man he watches his wife with and he are of a different race.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2014/02/22/the-cuckolding-fetish-when-your-wife-s-cheating-turns-you-on.html

Great, so now we know what and how awesome a cuckold is.  A conservative is not nearly as interesting.  Once again the denotation:  someone who tries to conserve social traditions. Generally this gets a boo!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservatism

The denotation is much more humorous however.  A conservative is someone who conserves the gains from the liberals 20 years ago.  Hilariously this is turning out to be the case.

As so called “conservatives” like Jeb  Bush (http://www.vdare.com/posts/jeb-bushs-wife-was-an-illegal-alien), and Nick Searcy (http://twitchy.com/2013/12/30/mock-me-too-proud-adoptive-dad-nick-searcy-slams-bigot-melissa-harris-perry-pics/) are called cuckservatives, their ire is raised. Why though?  Clearly being a cuckservative (sharing your wife and consolidating the gains of liberals from 20 years ago) is a positive thing!  Moloch supports Cuckservatives.

NEWS FLASH!  We have a breaking story that just might involve a loving story of a would be cuckservative.

Until all the information comes out we will never know, but we can hope! (http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-08-26/caught-tape-virginia-reporter-photographer-killed-during-live-tv-report)

Here is a picture of the victim and her shooter, and her fiance.

allisonparker

Don’t be sad CUCKS, be glad!

If you are a CUCKSERVATIVE and you know it clap your hands!

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